so I decided to drink a protein shake and write this instead of a real blog. You know, one that tells you what I've been up to for the past CRAZY month. Maybe that blog will come...maybe it won't...maybe you just have to BELIEVE I'll get off my big, snowboarder butt and write it. But for now, here's this.
***********FOODOLOGY***************
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Makoto Ginger Dressing. Nums.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
You'd have to give me a category of food. My favorite sushi place is not my favorite pizza place, get me?
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Watermelon. Lots and lots of watermelon.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Meatball, spinach, olives, and mushrooms.
What do you like to put on your toast?
Usually butter. Sometimes I mix it up with some jam. Never quite know what I'm gonna do with ma toast.
***********TECHNOLOGY*****
How many televisions are in your house?
Two. One that I watch and one in my bedroom...mostly for decoration.
What color cell phone do you have?
Black.
***************BIOLOGY****
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
I'm a righty. My left hand is just for show...and clapping.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
I've had some teeth pulled but I think that's probably it.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
You'd have to give me a category of food. My favorite sushi place is not my favorite pizza place, get me?
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Watermelon. Lots and lots of watermelon.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Meatball, spinach, olives, and mushrooms.
What do you like to put on your toast?
Usually butter. Sometimes I mix it up with some jam. Never quite know what I'm gonna do with ma toast.
***********TECHNOLOGY*****
How many televisions are in your house?
Two. One that I watch and one in my bedroom...mostly for decoration.
What color cell phone do you have?
Black.
***************BIOLOGY****
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
I'm a righty. My left hand is just for show...and clapping.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
I've had some teeth pulled but I think that's probably it.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My car....ROOOOOOOAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
More than a few times. Occupational hazard.
************BULLCRAPOLOGY*
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Probably not. That seems like a shitty thing to have on the calendar.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Dr. Bitch Jackson. But you can call me Dr. Bitch.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Yes. That's easy money for a gringo like me.
************DUMBOLOGY*****
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Probably four or five.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
March 2009, driving through Wyoming on the way back from Park City. Going 79 in a 75 shouldn't get me pulled over, right? Wrong...
Last person you talked to?
A telemarketer called about ten minutes ago. Good times.
**************FAVORITOLOGY
Season?
Winter. Durr.
Holiday?
December 23rd-January 2nd. That's my favorite "holiday".
Day of the Week?
They're all good.
Month?
They are also all good.
***********CURRENTOLOGY***
Missing someone?
I usually am. Unfortunately, I live very far away from my greatest loves for most of the year.
Mood?
Snarky...but good!
What are you listening to?
Family Guy reruns.
Watching?
See above. Although I'm not really watching it. I'm not so talented that I can watch TV and type at the same time.
Worrying about?
Nothing worth typing.
***************RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
Potty.
What's the last movie you saw?
Avatar in IMAX Digital 3D. I pooped myself.
Do you smile often?
Yes! I live a happy life.
Sleeping Alone Tonight?
Yes. It's actually my most favorite way to sleep.
***************OTHER-OLOGY
Do you always answer your phone?
No. I hate talking on the phone.
Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
It could be one of four different people but chances are, no matter who it is, it'll say "MCIHLELE! I LVOE YOU! XAAAAAAAAAAAA!" True story.
If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I'd want the color to change with my mood. Otherwise, I like my current brown eyes a whole bunch.
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I don't. I'm really not a fan of Sonic. It makes me feel barfy.
Do you own a digital camera?
Yessum. And I use it lots.
Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes! And now I have one for life, right here on the left side of my chest.
Favorite Christmas song?
Skating by Vince Guaraldi
What's on your wish list for your birthday?
Money. I like buying my own presents. I know...I'm no fun. ;-)
Can you do push ups?
Oh yeahhhh!
Can you do a chin up?
Last I checked, I can do two.
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Excited! But with some butterflies in my tum tum.
Do you have any saved texts?
I really don't ever delete any texts. I guess you could say that all of them are saved.
Do you have an accent?
I don't think so. I pronounce all my words with a pretty generic east coast inflection.
What is the last song to make you cry?
I don't recall. Tony Bennett usually makes me pretty teary though.
Plans tonight?
You're lookin' at it.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Nope. Ask me again in a few years.
Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
A box of Kraft mac n cheese, I BELIEVE, was the only thing I bought yesterday. "Cooking" with friends is fun!
Have you ever been given roses?
Some showed up on my doorstep four days ago. They're friggin' GORGEOUS.
Current Worry?
Nada.
Current hate right now?
One of my neighbors has been taking up two parking spaces for the past WEEK because he can't fucking park his tiny-ass Jeep, which forces me to be the asshole who parks in the never-used handicapped space. Irks me...
Met someone who changed your life?
I feel like everyone I meet does.
Watching?
See above. Although I'm not really watching it. I'm not so talented that I can watch TV and type at the same time.
Worrying about?
Nothing worth typing.
***************RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?
Potty.
What's the last movie you saw?
Avatar in IMAX Digital 3D. I pooped myself.
Do you smile often?
Yes! I live a happy life.
Sleeping Alone Tonight?
Yes. It's actually my most favorite way to sleep.
***************OTHER-OLOGY
Do you always answer your phone?
No. I hate talking on the phone.
Its four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
It could be one of four different people but chances are, no matter who it is, it'll say "MCIHLELE! I LVOE YOU! XAAAAAAAAAAAA!" True story.
If you could change your eye color what would it be?
I'd want the color to change with my mood. Otherwise, I like my current brown eyes a whole bunch.
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I don't. I'm really not a fan of Sonic. It makes me feel barfy.
Do you own a digital camera?
Yessum. And I use it lots.
Have you ever had a pet fish?
Yes! And now I have one for life, right here on the left side of my chest.
Favorite Christmas song?
Skating by Vince Guaraldi
What's on your wish list for your birthday?
Money. I like buying my own presents. I know...I'm no fun. ;-)
Can you do push ups?
Oh yeahhhh!
Can you do a chin up?
Last I checked, I can do two.
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Excited! But with some butterflies in my tum tum.
Do you have any saved texts?
I really don't ever delete any texts. I guess you could say that all of them are saved.
Do you have an accent?
I don't think so. I pronounce all my words with a pretty generic east coast inflection.
What is the last song to make you cry?
I don't recall. Tony Bennett usually makes me pretty teary though.
Plans tonight?
You're lookin' at it.
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Nope. Ask me again in a few years.
Name 3 things you bought yesterday.
A box of Kraft mac n cheese, I BELIEVE, was the only thing I bought yesterday. "Cooking" with friends is fun!
Have you ever been given roses?
Some showed up on my doorstep four days ago. They're friggin' GORGEOUS.
Current Worry?
Nada.
Current hate right now?
One of my neighbors has been taking up two parking spaces for the past WEEK because he can't fucking park his tiny-ass Jeep, which forces me to be the asshole who parks in the never-used handicapped space. Irks me...
Met someone who changed your life?
I feel like everyone I meet does.
What song represents you?
Dirty Mary by DJs From Mars. (Jeopardy category: Things Michelle Types Instead of a Serious Answer)
Name three people who might complete this?
I dunno!
Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
That depends...would I have to STAY back in time?
Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
Both. One you can see and one you (usually) can't.
Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
Only if my views on monogamy change in the next four months.
Does anyone love you?
Well yeah! And I love them!
Would you be a pirate?
No. Pirates smell. And I like silver better than gold dubloons.
What songs do you sing in the shower?
I don't. I'm usually very focused on the whole "lather, rinse, repeat..." thing. Like I said, I'm not a good multi tasker.
Ever had someone sing to you?
Hershy loudly sang "Lady" by Styx to me by the AirTran check-in counter at the Milwaukee airport a few weeks ago. It was American Idol worthy...
When did you last cry?
Last week. It was a good cry though.
Do you like to cuddle?
No. I LOVE IT!
Have you held hands with anyone today?
Nope.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Maggie and/or Ginna.
What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Whatever awesomeness my parents put on in the car. Stuff like Basia, Frank Sinatra, Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band, the radio...
Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
It's about half and half, I'd say.
Do you like pulpy orange juice?
No. I LOVE PULPY ORANGE JUICE!
What is something your friends make fun of you for?
Having a horrible sense of direction. My nickname is "Garmin" if that tells you anything.
So there's that. Hopefully it kind of makes up for the fact that I was too busy going to the SIA Tradeshow, The X Games, and finishing up with MTV in Wisconsin to blog.
More later. I love you all even if everyone says they "read my blog but never comment".
Dr. Bitch Jackson
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